Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons.
Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons offer a playful twist on a classic art supply, featuring 24 uniquely named crayons per pack. These writing tools are designed for adults seeking a humorous and irreverent addition to their creative endeavors, making them a novel gift or party icebreaker.
Unlike standard crayon sets, these are crafted by the creators of the well-known Offensive Crayons, ensuring a distinctively cheeky and adult-oriented experience. Each crayon boasts a provocative name, from 'Insufferable Vegan Green' to 'Victim Blame Blue,' presented in amusingly suggestive packaging that sets them apart for those with a daring sense of humor.
Adults who appreciate dark humor and novelty gifts, individuals hosting parties or gatherings looking for a unique icebreaker, and fans of Wood Rocket's existing irreverent product lines seeking adult-themed art supplies.
Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons provide a unique, adult-oriented art experience with 24 distinctively named crayons. Their cheeky design and connection to the popular Offensive Crayons line make them an ideal choice for humorous gifts and adult party activities.
- A collection of 24 crayons with provocative names — designed for adult amusement and creative expression.
- Humorous and suggestive packaging — enhances the novelty and gift appeal of this writing instrument set.
- Inspired by the popular Offensive Crayons line — guarantees a signature blend of irreverence and wit.
- Pairs with Wood Rocket's Adult Coloring Books — extends the playful, adult-themed art experience.
- Multi-color assortment — provides a vibrant palette for artistic endeavors with a twist.
| Brand | Wood Rocket |
|---|---|
| Count | 24 crayons |
| Diameter | 1 inch |
| Height | 4.5 inches |
| Length | 2.75 inches |
| Color | Multi-Color |
- Are these crayons suitable for children?
- No, these crayons are specifically designed for adults. The names and packaging contain mature themes and humor, making them inappropriate for children. They are intended for adult entertainment and creative use.
- What kind of names do the crayons have?
- The crayon names are intentionally provocative and humorous, reflecting the 'offensive-ish' nature of the product. Examples include 'Insufferable Vegan Green' and 'Victim Blame Blue,' designed to elicit a laugh from adults.
- How many crayons are in a pack?
- Each pack contains 24 crayons. This generous count ensures ample opportunity for creative expression or for sharing the humor with friends at a party or event.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day from our USA warehouse.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as Bliss Mercantile.
Ships from our USA warehouse in Colorado for efficient fulfillment. Plain box. No branding.
