Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack.
The Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Porn Pack contains 24 multi-colored crayons, each featuring a provocative name and housed in a novelty box. Measuring 4.5 inches in height, these novelty art supplies are designed for adults seeking humorous and risqué gift options or party entertainment.
Diverging from standard art supplies, this pack offers a unique adult-themed experience, building on the established popularity of the Offensive Crayons line. The crayons' suggestive names and the accompanying risqué packaging provide a distinctively playful and cheeky aesthetic, setting them apart for gift-giving or adult gatherings.
Adults looking for humorous, risqué gifts for bachelorette parties or gag gifts for friends with a bold sense of humor. Individuals who enjoy adult coloring books and appreciate novelty items with a playful, suggestive theme.
This pack of 24 multi-colored novelty crayons offers a unique adult-themed gift or party activity. Featuring suggestive names and fun packaging, they provide a cheeky twist on traditional art supplies.
- Adult-themed coloring fun — 24 crayons with suggestive names
- Novelty packaging — features funny and sexy box designs
- Versatile use — ideal for gifts or as a party activity
- Pairing potential — complements Wood Rocket's Adult Coloring Books
- Compact size — each crayon measures 4.5 inches tall
- Multi-color assortment — offers a vibrant palette for creative expression
| Brand | Wood Rocket |
|---|---|
| Pack Size | 24 Crayons |
| Height | 4.5 in |
| Color | Multi-Color |
| Diameter | 1 in |
| Length | 2.625 in |
- Are these crayons safe for children?
- No, these crayons are specifically designed for adult use due to their suggestive names and themes. They are intended as novelty items for adults and should be kept out of reach of children.
- What kind of names are on the crayons?
- The crayons feature playful and provocative names, such as 'Oral Orange,' 'Peg me Purple,' and 'I Think I Am Going To...Cream,' aligning with the adult, sex-themed nature of the product.
- Can these crayons be used for actual drawing?
- Yes, while designed with novelty in mind, these are functional crayons capable of coloring and drawing. Their primary appeal, however, lies in their unique naming and packaging for adult entertainment and gifting.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day from our USA warehouse.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as Bliss Mercantile.
Ships from our USA warehouse in Colorado for efficient fulfillment. Plain box. No branding.
