Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons.
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons offer a unique coloring experience with 24 crayons per pack, each featuring a provocative name. These art supplies come in amusingly suggestive packaging, perfect for adult gifting or a lively party activity. They are designed to complement Wood Rocket's adult coloring books for a complete, irreverent creative session.
Unlike standard art supplies, these novelty crayons deliver edgy humor alongside vibrant color. Each crayon's name, such as 'Insufferable Vegan Green' or 'Victim Blame Blue,' adds a layer of adult-oriented amusement. The funny and sexy boxes further enhance their appeal as a conversation-starting gift or party favor.
Adults seeking humorous and edgy gifts, individuals planning adult-themed parties or bachelorette events, and creative adults who appreciate irreverent art supplies.
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons provide 24 uniquely named, multi-color crayons in suggestive packaging. They are ideal for adult gifting, party activities, and pairing with adult coloring books, offering edgy humor.
- A pack of 24 crayons for extensive creative sessions — includes multiple colors.
- Each crayon features a distinct, humorous, and adult-themed name for added novelty.
- Comes in funny and sexy boxes, enhancing the gift appeal and presentation.
- Designed to pair with Wood Rocket's adult coloring books for a complete experience.
- Offers a unique party activity or gag gift for adults seeking edgy humor.
- Provides a multi-color assortment for diverse artistic expression.
| Brand | Wood Rocket |
|---|---|
| Quantity | 24 crayons per pack |
| Height | 4.5 in |
| Length | 2.75 in |
| Diameter | 1 in |
| Color | Multi-Color |
- Are these crayons safe for children?
- These crayons are specifically designed for adults due to their 'dirty' names and suggestive packaging. They are not intended for use by children and should be kept out of their reach.
- What kind of names do the crayons have?
- The crayon names are intentionally provocative and humorous, ranging from 'Insufferable Vegan Green' to 'Victim Blame Blue.' They are part of the edgy appeal of these novelty art supplies.
- Can I use these crayons for actual drawing?
- Yes, these are functional crayons designed for coloring and drawing. They offer a standard coloring experience, enhanced by their unique, adult-oriented naming convention and packaging.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day from our USA warehouse.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as Bliss Mercantile.
Ships from our USA warehouse in Colorado for efficient fulfillment. Plain box. No branding.
