Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain - Tan.
The Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain in Tan is a novelty metal accessory designed for personal keyrings or as a humorous gift. Measuring 6.125 inches in height and 0.35 inches in diameter, this keychain offers a unique, conversation-starting statement piece. It's crafted by Wood Rocket for those who appreciate bold, irreverent humor.
This accessory stands apart with its unapologetically blunt message, rendered in durable metal with a tan finish. Unlike more subtle novelty items, the Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain makes a strong, memorable impression. Its substantial dimensions ensure it's noticeable, while the metal construction promises longevity for everyday carry.
This keychain is ideal for the irreverent individual who enjoys edgy humor and making a statement. It suits the comedic writer, the bold artist, or anyone who appreciates a touch of dark wit in their personal accessories. It's for someone who doesn't shy away from a provocative accessory.
The Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain offers a durable metal accessory in a tan finish. It provides a unique, humorous statement piece for keyrings or bags, measuring 6.125 inches in height and 0.35 inches in diameter.
- A bold, humorous statement piece — designed to be noticed and spark conversation.
- Durable metal construction — ensures longevity for daily use and handling.
- Tan color finish — offers a distinct aesthetic for the accessory.
- Compact size for portability — measures 0.35 inches in diameter.
- Versatile use as an accessory — ideal for keychains or bag adornments.
- Gift-ready novelty item — perfect for individuals with a daring sense of humor.
| Brand | Wood Rocket |
|---|---|
| Material | Metal |
| Color | Tan |
| Height | 6.125 inches |
| Diameter | 0.35 inches |
| Length | 3.125 inches |
- Is this keychain suitable for everyday use?
- Yes, the Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is constructed from durable metal, making it suitable for everyday use on keyrings or bags. Its robust build is designed to withstand regular handling and daily wear and tear.
- Can this keychain be given as a gift?
- Absolutely. This novelty keychain is specifically designed as a humorous gift for individuals with a bold sense of humor. Its unique message and durable construction make it a memorable present for friends or colleagues.
- What are the exact dimensions of the keychain?
- The keychain measures 6.125 inches in height, 3.125 inches in length, and has a diameter of 0.35 inches. These dimensions make it a noticeable accessory without being overly cumbersome.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day from our USA warehouse.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as Bliss Mercantile.
Ships from our USA warehouse in Colorado for efficient fulfillment. Plain box. No branding.
