Suck a Bag of St. Nick's Dicks - 3 oz Bag.
Candy Prints' Suck a Bag of St. Nick's Dicks is a novelty edible candy, featuring a multi-color, phallic shape. This 3 oz bag contains approximately 100 pieces, offering a humorous and naughty festive treat perfect for holiday gatherings and gag gifts.
This unique confectionery provides a playful and unexpected addition to holiday celebrations, designed to elicit laughter and surprise. Each piece is crafted with a blend of dextrose, dextrin, and artificial flavors and colors, ensuring a sweet taste experience alongside its humorous presentation.
Adults seeking humorous gag gifts for holiday parties, individuals looking for novelty confectionery to add a playful element to festive occasions, and those who appreciate cheeky and unconventional treats.
Candy Prints offers a unique, multi-color edible candy in a 3 oz bag, featuring approximately 100 phallic-shaped pieces. This novelty confectionery is ideal for adding a touch of naughty humor to holiday celebrations.
- Humorous festive treat — perfect for spreading naughty holiday cheer
- Edible candy — made with dextrose, dextrin, and artificial flavors
- Multi-color design — visually engaging and festive appearance
- Approximately 100 pieces per bag — ample quantity for sharing
- 3 oz bag size — convenient for stocking stuffers or party favors
- Phallic shape — adds a unique and provocative element to the candy
| Brand | Candy Prints |
|---|---|
| Bag Size | 3 oz |
| Piece Count | Approx. 100 |
| Dimensions | 5.675 L x 3.75 H x 0.35 Diameter inches |
| Color | Multi-Color |
| Ingredients | Dextrose, Dextrin, Malt Syrup, Magnesium Stearate, Camauba Wax, Artificial Flavor, Artificial Color |
- What are the main ingredients in these candies?
- The candies are primarily made from dextrose, dextrin, malt syrup, and magnesium stearate. They also contain artificial flavors and artificial colors like FD&C Red 40, Blue 1, and Yellow 5 for their vibrant appearance.
- How many candies are typically in a bag?
- Each 3 oz bag generally contains approximately 100 pieces of candy. This provides a generous amount for sharing or for multiple uses as a humorous gift.
- Are these candies suitable for children?
- While edible, these candies are intended as a novelty and gag gift due to their suggestive shape and humorous branding. They are best suited for adult gift-giving occasions.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day from our USA warehouse.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as Bliss Mercantile.
Ships from our USA warehouse in Colorado for efficient fulfillment. Plain box. No branding.
