Suck A Bag of Minty Dicks Bag - 3 oz.
The Suck A Bag of Minty Dicks Bag from Eldorado Trading Company offers a humorous and refreshing approach to breath freshening. This novelty candy features five penis-shaped mints per pack, providing a playful way to ensure your breath is minty fresh. Each display contains 100 individual packs, perfect for retail or gag gifts.
Elevate your breath-freshening routine with a touch of playful irreverence. Unlike standard mints, Suck A Bag of Minty Dicks delivers a memorable experience with its unique shape and refreshing mint flavor. Each pack contains five individually wrapped penis mints, ensuring a discreet yet amusing way to maintain fresh breath throughout the day.
Key Features
- Hilarious novelty breath mints — shaped like miniature penises for a cheeky surprise.
- Refreshing mint flavor — provides a crisp, clean sensation for your mouth.
- Individually wrapped packs — five mints per pack for on-the-go convenience.
- Generous display quantity — 100 packs per display for retail or party favors.
- Unique gag gift — perfect for bachelorette parties, white elephant gifts, or a good laugh.
Product Details
- Brand: Eldorado Trading Company
- Flavor: Mint
- Pack Size: 5 mints per pack
- Display Quantity: 100 packs
- Total Weight: 3 oz
- Mints per Display: 500
Best for: Individuals seeking humorous gag gifts, novelty candy enthusiasts, and those looking for a playful way to freshen their breath. Suitable for adults who appreciate adult humor and unique party favors.
Common Questions
What flavor are these mints?
These novelty mints feature a classic, refreshing mint flavor designed to freshen your breath effectively. The taste is crisp and clean, providing a pleasant sensation after consumption.
How many mints are in each pack?
Each mini-pack contains five uniquely shaped penis mints. This allows for easy sharing or multiple uses from a single pack, ensuring you always have a mint on hand.
Are these suitable for a professional setting?
While designed for humor and novelty, their discreet packaging and mint flavor make them suitable for personal use to freshen breath. Their primary appeal is as a gag gift or for private amusement.
Suck A Bag of Minty Dicks offers a humorous mint experience with 5 penis-shaped candies per pack. This 3 oz bag, with 100 packs per display, is ideal for gag gifts and playful breath freshening.
Ships from our USA warehouse in Colorado for efficient fulfillment. Plain box. No branding.



