Suck a Bag of Dicks - 100 pc Bag.
Candy Prints' Suck a Bag of Dicks is a novelty candy assortment featuring approximately one hundred pieces and 3 oz of fruit-flavored treats. These multi-colored candies are designed as a humorous, attitude-filled gift for specific social situations. The ingredients include dextrose, corn starch, and artificial colors and flavors.
This assortment offers a distinctively cheeky way to express sentiments, serving as a memorable gag gift. Unlike generic sweets, these candies are specifically formulated for their humorous impact, making them ideal for situations where a bold statement is intended. The fruit flavors provide a palatable experience alongside the joke.
Individuals seeking a bold, humorous gag gift for friends or acquaintances with a specific sense of humor. This includes those looking for a lighthearted present for a self-absorbed friend, a coworker who needs a hint, or a partner who has made a significant mistake.
Candy Prints offers approximately 100 pieces of fruit-flavored, multi-colored candy in a 3 oz bag. This novelty item is uniquely designed as a humorous statement piece for specific social gifting occasions.
- Humorous gift for specific social situations — designed for a 'dick candy' attitude.
- Approximately one hundred pieces per bag — providing ample quantity for a gag.
- 3 oz net weight — a substantial amount for a novelty candy item.
- Assorted fruit flavors — offering a variety of tastes within the bag.
- Multi-color presentation — visually engaging and playful.
- Contains dextrose and corn starch — common confectionery bases.
| Brand | Candy Prints |
|---|---|
| Height | 3.75 inches |
| Length | 5.5 inches |
| Approximate Quantity | 100 pieces |
| Net Weight | 3 oz |
| Flavor | Assorted Fruit |
| Color | Multi-Color |
- What flavors can I expect in the bag?
- You can expect a variety of assorted fruit flavors in each bag. The exact flavor distribution is not specified, but the intention is to provide a range of palatable tastes to accompany the novelty aspect of the candy.
- How many candies are actually in a bag?
- Each bag contains approximately one hundred pieces of candy. This quantity is designed to be substantial for a novelty gift, ensuring there are plenty of pieces to share or for the recipient to enjoy.
- Are these candies suitable for children?
- These candies are intended as novelty adult humor gifts and are not recommended for children. The branding and intended use are geared towards adult recipients who appreciate a specific type of joke.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day from our USA warehouse.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as Bliss Mercantile.
Ships from our USA warehouse in Colorado for efficient fulfillment. Plain box. No branding.
