Penis Pasta.
Hott Products Penis Pasta is an edible novelty food crafted from durum wheat semolina. Measuring 8.5 inches long, 5.125 inches in diameter, and 1.75 inches in height, this unique pasta transforms when cooked. It's designed to be a playful and memorable addition to adult-themed gatherings and culinary creations.
Unlike standard pasta shapes, this novelty food offers a surprising transformation upon cooking, becoming plump and firm. Its playful phallic form makes it an ideal conversation starter for parties, easily incorporated into dishes like pasta salad or served alongside meatballs for a humorous twist.
Adults hosting bachelorette parties, themed dinner events, or seeking humorous novelty food items for adult gatherings. Individuals who appreciate playful and unconventional culinary experiences.
Hott Products Penis Pasta offers a unique culinary twist for adult celebrations. Its edible nature and transformative cooking properties, combined with generous dimensions, make it a memorable and fun addition to any party dish.
- Transforms when cooked — expands in hot water to become plump and firm
- Edible and delicious — made from quality durum wheat semolina
- Generously sized — measures 8.5 inches in length
- Substantial diameter — 5.125 inches for a noticeable presence
- Compact height — 1.75 inches for versatile use in dishes
- Unique party centerpiece — adds a humorous and memorable element to any adult gathering
| Brand | Hott Products |
|---|---|
| Material | Durum Wheat Semolina |
| Length | 8.5 inches |
| Diameter | 5.125 inches |
| Height | 1.75 inches |
| Feature | Edible |
- How does the pasta change when cooked?
- When placed in hot water, the penis pasta expands, becoming plump and firm. This transformation adds to its novelty and makes it a fun, interactive element for meals.
- What are some serving suggestions for this pasta?
- This pasta is perfect for adult novelty food occasions. Consider serving it in a pasta salad or as a humorous accompaniment to dishes like meatballs for a memorable party experience.
- What is the texture of the pasta after cooking?
- After cooking, the pasta becomes plump and firm, offering a satisfying texture that is enjoyable to eat, much like traditional pasta but with a playful visual appeal.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day from our USA warehouse.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as Bliss Mercantile.
Ships from our USA warehouse in Colorado for efficient fulfillment. Plain box. No branding.



