Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle - Funny Candle 8 oz Soy Wax.
The Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle is a humorous 8 oz soy wax novelty item, hand-poured in Lancaster, PA, offering over 40 hours of burn time. Its unique scent profile blends salty ocean breeze with cardamom, orange, and musk, designed to spark conversation and laughter. This candle serves as a distinctive piece of home decor for those with a bold sense of humor.
This novelty candle stands out with its bold statement and unique fragrance blend, differentiating it from generic home decor. Unlike mass-produced items, its combination of a provocative message and a complex scent profile of ocean breeze, cardamom, orange, and musk ensures it is both a conversation starter and a lasting aromatic experience. The use of 100% soy wax also provides a cleaner burn and a more environmentally conscious choice.
Individuals seeking humorous home decor, gift-givers looking for unique novelty items for friends or family with a bold sense of humor, and consumers who appreciate artisanal, USA-made soy wax candles.
The "Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle" provides over 40 hours of burn time with its unique ocean breeze and cardamom scent. Hand-poured from 100% soy wax, this humorous decor piece is a memorable gift.
- Provokes laughter with its humorous statement — "Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle" text serves as a bold conversation starter.
- Offers a long-lasting ambiance with over 40 hours of burn time — enjoy the unique scent for extended periods.
- Provides a clean, natural burn from 100% soy wax — eco-friendly and better for indoor air quality.
- Crafted with artisanal quality — hand-poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, USA.
- Features a unique scent blend of ocean breeze, cardamom, orange, and musk — a fresh, mysterious, and intriguing aroma.
- Serves as a distinctive piece of home decor — ideal for adding a touch of humor to any space.
| Brand | Sleazy Greetings |
|---|---|
| Material | 100% Soy Wax |
| Size | 8 oz |
| Burn Time | 40+ hours |
| Scent | Salty ocean breeze, cardamom, orange, musk |
| Diameter | 4.375 inches |
- How long will this funny candle last?
- This 8 oz soy wax candle offers a burn time exceeding 40 hours. While the scent may subtly fade if exposed to air for prolonged periods (1-2 years), the candle remains safe and functional for burning.
- What does the candle actually smell like?
- The candle features a distinctive aroma described as a salty ocean breeze, enhanced by notes of cardamom, orange, and soft musk, aiming for a fresh, mineral-rich, and mysterious scent.
- Can I use this candle for anything besides decoration?
- No, this candle is strictly intended for decorative or novelty purposes. It is not designed or suitable for internal or external bodily use, nor is it intended for massage or as a drip candle due to wax temperature and consistency.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day from our USA warehouse.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as Bliss Mercantile.
Ships from our USA warehouse in Colorado for efficient fulfillment. Plain box. No branding.
