Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O - 4 oz.
Eldorado Trading Company's Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is a 4 oz water-based lubricant featuring hydroxyethylcellulose for a 5x thicker consistency than their Clear formula. This pH-neutral personal lubricant is FDA 510(k) approved and designed to enhance comfort and glide during intimate moments, offering a silky, long-lasting feel.
Unlike standard water-based lubes that can dry out quickly, Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O utilizes a 100% natural thickening agent, hydroxyethylcellulose. This ingredient provides a substantial, cushiony glide that lasts significantly longer, reducing the need for reapplication and enhancing overall comfort during extended intimate sessions. Its pH-neutral, water-based formulation ensures compatibility with sensitive tissues and all condom types.
Key Features
- Enhanced glide and cushion — 5x thicker formula with natural hydroxyethylcellulose.
- Long-lasting moisture — infused with Vitamin E for sustained comfort.
- Body-safe formulation — made with pure plant-source glycerin and no desensitizers.
- Condom and toy compatible — safe for use with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms, and all toys.
- Fragrance-free and easy cleanup — simple to use and washes off skin or sheets effortlessly.
- FDA 510(k) approved — independently tested for safety and efficacy.
Product Details
- Brand: Eldorado Trading Company
- Formula Type: Water-Based
- Volume: 4 oz
- Key Thickening Agent: Hydroxyethylcellulose
- pH Level: Neutral
- Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Chlorphenesin, Vitamin E Acetate, Sodium Hydroxide
- Certifications: FDA 510(k) Approved
Best for: Individuals seeking a premium, long-lasting personal lubricant for enhanced comfort during intimacy, couples using condoms or sex toys, and those who prefer fragrance-free, easy-to-clean formulas.
Common Questions
How does this lube compare to the regular Fuck Water Clear formula?
Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is formulated to be five times thicker than the standard Clear formula, thanks to the addition of natural hydroxyethylcellulose. This provides a more substantial cushion and longer-lasting glide for enhanced comfort during intimate activities.
Is this lubricant safe to use with condoms and toys?
Yes, this water-based personal lubricant is completely safe for use with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms, as well as all types of sex toys. Its pH-neutral formulation ensures broad compatibility without compromising material integrity.
How do I clean this lubricant off after use?
Cleaning Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is simple. Being water-based, it easily washes off your skin, body, or linens with warm water and mild soap, leaving no sticky residue behind.
Eldorado Trading Company's Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O offers a 5x thicker, long-lasting glide with Vitamin E and natural hydroxyethylcellulose. This FDA 510(k) approved, pH-neutral lubricant ensures comfort and compatibility for all intimate uses.
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