Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is a 2 oz, water-based lubricant by Eldorado Trading Company, formulated with hydroxyethylcellulose to be five times thicker than standard clear formulas. This pH-neutral personal lubricant provides enhanced cushion and comfort during intimate use. It is FDA 510(k) approved and proudly made in the USA.

Experience enhanced comfort and glide with Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O, a premium personal lubricant designed for luxury intimacy. Its unique formulation, featuring natural hydroxyethylcellulose, provides a noticeably thicker, more cushioned feel compared to standard water-based lubes. This thoughtful design ensures a silky-smooth sensation, making every moment more pleasurable and comfortable, while its pH-neutral composition supports sensitive tissues.

Key Features

• Five times thicker than standard clear formulas — enhanced cushion and comfort from hydroxyethylcellulose.
• Silky smooth glide — pure plant-source glycerin creates a luxurious, slick surface.
• Moisture-infused formula — Vitamin E acetate supports soft tissue hydration.
• Fragrance-free and pH neutral — gentle on sensitive skin and promotes optimal vaginal health.
• Condom and toy compatible — safe for use with natural latex, polyisoprene condoms, and all adult toys.
• Apply and go convenience — coats surfaces quickly for immediate slickness.

Product Details

• Brand: Eldorado Trading Company
• Volume: 2 oz
• Base Type: Water-Based
• Key Thickening Agent: Hydroxyethylcellulose (100% Natural)
• Key Moisturizing Agent: Vitamin E Acetate
• Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Polysorbate 20, Propylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Chlorphenesin, Vitamin E Acetate, Sodium Hydroxide.
• Certifications: FDA 510(k) Approved

Best for: Designed for individuals and couples seeking a premium, comfortable intimate experience, especially those who prefer a thicker, more cushioned lubricant. Ideal for users between 25-55 who prioritize natural ingredients, pH balance, and condom/toy compatibility in their personal care products.

Common Questions

How much thicker is this lube compared to regular ones?

This Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O formula is five times thicker than the standard Fuck Water Clear. This is achieved using hydroxyethylcellulose, a natural thickening agent, to provide added cushion and comfort.

Is this lubricant safe to use with condoms and toys?

Yes, this water-based lubricant is completely safe for use with natural latex and polyisoprene condoms. It is also thoroughly tested and safe for all your adult toys, ensuring versatility.

How do I clean up this lubricant?

Cleanup is simple. This water-based formula easily washes off your skin, body, or even bed sheets with warm water and mild soap, leaving no sticky residue.

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O offers a luxurious 2 oz experience with its 5x thicker, water-based formula featuring natural hydroxyethylcellulose for enhanced cushion and Vitamin E for moisture. Proudly made in the USA.