F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry.
The F*ck You Sucker from Kheper is a strawberry-flavored confection designed for expressing candid sentiments. This novelty candy measures 3.5 inches in length and contains 1.76 ounces of sweet treat. It offers a unique way to communicate feelings, with each sucker containing 80 calories and a vibrant pink hue.
Unlike typical candies, this sucker provides a direct and humorous outlet for unfiltered emotions. Its bold strawberry flavor and playful design make it a memorable gift or personal indulgence. The Kheper Games creation stands out for its novelty and the conversation it's sure to spark.
Individuals seeking a humorous and unconventional gift for friends or partners. Anyone who appreciates novelty confectionery and wants a playful way to communicate strong emotions. People looking for a unique party favor or conversation starter.
This strawberry-flavored sucker from Kheper offers a unique and humorous way to express yourself. At 3.5 inches long and 1.76 ounces, it's a satisfying novelty treat with a bold statement.
- Express your true feelings with a bold statement — novelty candy design
- Enjoy a sweet strawberry flavor — artificial flavoring provides a distinct taste
- Visually striking pink color — artificial coloring creates a vibrant appearance
- Generously sized treat — 1.76 ounces per sucker for a satisfying indulgence
- Compact and portable design — 3.5 inches in length for easy handling
- Calorie-conscious indulgence — 80 calories per sucker
| Brand | Kheper |
|---|---|
| Flavor | Strawberry |
| Color | Pink |
| Length | 3.5 inches |
| Weight | 1.76 oz |
| Calories | 80 per sucker |
- What are the main ingredients in this sucker?
- The primary ingredients include sugar and corn syrup, providing the sweet base. It also contains citric acid for tartness, along with artificial flavor and artificial coloring to achieve the strawberry taste and pink hue.
- Is this candy suitable for children?
- While it's a candy, the product name and intended use are geared towards adults. It's best considered as a novelty item for adult humor rather than a standard children's treat.
- How many suckers come in a package?
- This product description specifies one individual sucker per purchase. Each sucker is individually packaged and contains 1.76 ounces of candy.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day from our USA warehouse.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as Bliss Mercantile.
Ships from our USA warehouse in Colorado for efficient fulfillment. Plain box. No branding.
