Eat a Jar of Dicks - 2 lb Jar.
Eat a Jar of Dicks is a 2-pound jar of fruit-flavored novelty candy from Candy Prints. This confection comes in an easy-grip container, making it suitable for pantry storage or as a playful addition to a candy dish. The multi-colored pieces offer a fun, edible gag gift.
Unlike typical confectionery, this dick candy provides a humorous and memorable gift option. Its substantial 2lb size ensures plenty of laughs and shared moments. The fruit flavors and vibrant colors add to the playful experience, making it a standout choice for lighthearted occasions.
The ideal customer is someone seeking a humorous gag gift for friends or partners with a playful sense of humor. This includes individuals looking for unique party favors or a lighthearted desk accessory for an office environment where such humor is appropriate.
This 2lb jar of fruit-flavored dick candy from Candy Prints offers a substantial and humorous novelty gift. Its easy-grip jar and multi-colored pieces make it a playful addition to any lighthearted occasion.
- Two pounds of fruit-flavored candy — offering a generous amount for sharing or repeated enjoyment.
- Easy-grip jar design — ensures comfortable handling and convenient access to the candy.
- Multi-colored pieces — adds visual appeal and a fun element to the novelty candy.
- Glucose and maltodextrin base — provides a classic candy texture and sweetness.
- Artificial fruit flavors — delivers a consistent and recognizable taste profile.
- Citric acid inclusion — contributes a subtle tartness to balance the sweetness.
| Brand | Candy Prints |
|---|---|
| Weight | 2 lbs |
| Jar Height | 5.75 inches |
| Jar Diameter | 3.75 inches |
| Jar Length | 3.5 inches |
| Color | Multi-Color |
- What flavors are in the jar?
- The jar contains assorted fruit flavors. Specific flavor profiles are not detailed, but the candies are designed to offer a variety of fruity notes for a fun tasting experience.
- How big is the jar?
- The jar stands 5.75 inches tall with a diameter of 3.75 inches and a length of 3.5 inches. It's designed to be easy to grip and hold.
- Is this candy suitable for children?
- This candy is intended as a novelty adult item and is not recommended for children. Its branding and presentation are geared towards adult humor.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day from our USA warehouse.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as Bliss Mercantile.
Ships from our USA warehouse in Colorado for efficient fulfillment. Plain box. No branding.



