{"product_id":"wood-rocket-offensive-ish-crayons","title":"Wood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons offer a playful twist on a classic art supply, featuring 24 uniquely named crayons per pack.\u003c\/strong\u003e These writing tools are designed for adults seeking a humorous and irreverent addition to their creative endeavors, making them a novel gift or party icebreaker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike standard crayon sets, these are crafted by the creators of the well-known Offensive Crayons, ensuring a distinctively cheeky and adult-oriented experience. Each crayon boasts a provocative name, from 'Insufferable Vegan Green' to 'Victim Blame Blue,' presented in amusingly suggestive packaging that sets them apart for those with a daring sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA collection of 24 crayons with provocative names — designed for adult amusement and creative expression.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous and suggestive packaging — enhances the novelty and gift appeal of this writing instrument set.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInspired by the popular Offensive Crayons line — guarantees a signature blend of irreverence and wit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs with Wood Rocket's Adult Coloring Books — extends the playful, adult-themed art experience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMulti-color assortment — provides a vibrant palette for artistic endeavors with a twist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCrayon Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCount:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24 crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 inch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Multi-Color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults who appreciate dark humor and novelty gifts, individuals hosting parties or gatherings looking for a unique icebreaker, and fans of Wood Rocket's existing irreverent product lines seeking adult-themed art supplies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAre these crayons suitable for children?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, these crayons are specifically designed for adults. The names and packaging contain mature themes and humor, making them inappropriate for children. They are intended for adult entertainment and creative use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat kind of names do the crayons have?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe crayon names are intentionally provocative and humorous, reflecting the 'offensive-ish' nature of the product. Examples include 'Insufferable Vegan Green' and 'Victim Blame Blue,' designed to elicit a laugh from adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow many crayons are in a pack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pack contains 24 crayons. This generous count ensures ample opportunity for creative expression or for sharing the humor with friends at a party or event.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWood Rocket Offensive-ish Crayons provide a unique, adult-oriented art experience with 24 distinctively named crayons. Their cheeky design and connection to the popular Offensive Crayons line make them an ideal choice for humorous gifts and adult party activities.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48944684531864,"sku":"WR-CRA-007","price":7.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0947\/0104\/files\/WR-CRA-007.jpg?v=1777563226","url":"https:\/\/www.blissboxtoys.com\/products\/wood-rocket-offensive-ish-crayons","provider":"Bliss Box Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}