{"product_id":"wood-rocket-offensive-crayons","title":"Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWood Rocket Offensive Crayons offer a unique coloring experience with 24 crayons per pack, each featuring a provocative name.\u003c\/strong\u003e These art supplies come in amusingly suggestive packaging, perfect for adult gifting or a lively party activity. They are designed to complement Wood Rocket's adult coloring books for a complete, irreverent creative session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike standard art supplies, these novelty crayons deliver edgy humor alongside vibrant color. Each crayon's name, such as 'Insufferable Vegan Green' or 'Victim Blame Blue,' adds a layer of adult-oriented amusement. The funny and sexy boxes further enhance their appeal as a conversation-starting gift or party favor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA pack of 24 crayons for extensive creative sessions — includes multiple colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEach crayon features a distinct, humorous, and adult-themed name for added novelty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in funny and sexy boxes, enhancing the gift appeal and presentation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned to pair with Wood Rocket's adult coloring books for a complete experience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffers a unique party activity or gag gift for adults seeking edgy humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProvides a multi-color assortment for diverse artistic expression.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCrayon Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24 crayons per pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.5 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.75 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Multi-Color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults seeking humorous and edgy gifts, individuals planning adult-themed parties or bachelorette events, and creative adults who appreciate irreverent art supplies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAre these crayons safe for children?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese crayons are specifically designed for adults due to their 'dirty' names and suggestive packaging. They are not intended for use by children and should be kept out of their reach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat kind of names do the crayons have?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe crayon names are intentionally provocative and humorous, ranging from 'Insufferable Vegan Green' to 'Victim Blame Blue.' They are part of the edgy appeal of these novelty art supplies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I use these crayons for actual drawing?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, these are functional crayons designed for coloring and drawing. They offer a standard coloring experience, enhanced by their unique, adult-oriented naming convention and packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWood Rocket Offensive Crayons provide 24 uniquely named, multi-color crayons in suggestive packaging. They are ideal for adult gifting, party activities, and pairing with adult coloring books, offering edgy humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48944683942040,"sku":"WR-CRA-005","price":7.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0947\/0104\/files\/WR-CRA-005.jpg?v=1777933951","url":"https:\/\/www.blissboxtoys.com\/products\/wood-rocket-offensive-crayons","provider":"Bliss Box Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}