{"product_id":"wood-rocket-eat-a-bag-of-dicks-keychain","title":"Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain - Tan","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain in Tan is a novelty metal accessory designed for personal keyrings or as a humorous gift.\u003c\/strong\u003e Measuring 6.125 inches in height and 0.35 inches in diameter, this keychain offers a unique, conversation-starting statement piece. It's crafted by Wood Rocket for those who appreciate bold, irreverent humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis accessory stands apart with its unapologetically blunt message, rendered in durable metal with a tan finish. Unlike more subtle novelty items, the Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain makes a strong, memorable impression. Its substantial dimensions ensure it's noticeable, while the metal construction promises longevity for everyday carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA bold, humorous statement piece — designed to be noticed and spark conversation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable metal construction — ensures longevity for daily use and handling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTan color finish — offers a distinct aesthetic for the accessory.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact size for portability — measures 0.35 inches in diameter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVersatile use as an accessory — ideal for keychains or bag adornments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-ready novelty item — perfect for individuals with a daring sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Metal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6.125 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.35 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.125 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e This keychain is ideal for the irreverent individual who enjoys edgy humor and making a statement. It suits the comedic writer, the bold artist, or anyone who appreciates a touch of dark wit in their personal accessories. It's for someone who doesn't shy away from a provocative accessory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this keychain suitable for everyday use?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, the Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is constructed from durable metal, making it suitable for everyday use on keyrings or bags. Its robust build is designed to withstand regular handling and daily wear and tear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan this keychain be given as a gift?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This novelty keychain is specifically designed as a humorous gift for individuals with a bold sense of humor. Its unique message and durable construction make it a memorable present for friends or colleagues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat are the exact dimensions of the keychain?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe keychain measures 6.125 inches in height, 3.125 inches in length, and has a diameter of 0.35 inches. These dimensions make it a noticeable accessory without being overly cumbersome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain offers a durable metal accessory in a tan finish. It provides a unique, humorous statement piece for keyrings or bags, measuring 6.125 inches in height and 0.35 inches in diameter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48944715432088,"sku":"WR-KEY-001","price":8.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0947\/0104\/files\/WR-KEY-001.jpg?v=1777529244","url":"https:\/\/www.blissboxtoys.com\/products\/wood-rocket-eat-a-bag-of-dicks-keychain","provider":"Bliss Box Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}