{"product_id":"suck-a-bag-of-dicks-candy","title":"Suck a Bag of Dicks - 100 pc Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCandy Prints' Suck a Bag of Dicks is a novelty candy assortment featuring approximately one hundred pieces and 3 oz of fruit-flavored treats.\u003c\/strong\u003e These multi-colored candies are designed as a humorous, attitude-filled gift for specific social situations. The ingredients include dextrose, corn starch, and artificial colors and flavors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis assortment offers a distinctively cheeky way to express sentiments, serving as a memorable gag gift. Unlike generic sweets, these candies are specifically formulated for their humorous impact, making them ideal for situations where a bold statement is intended. The fruit flavors provide a palatable experience alongside the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous gift for specific social situations — designed for a 'dick candy' attitude.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately one hundred pieces per bag — providing ample quantity for a gag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 oz net weight — a substantial amount for a novelty candy item.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssorted fruit flavors — offering a variety of tastes within the bag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMulti-color presentation — visually engaging and playful.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContains dextrose and corn starch — common confectionery bases.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCandy Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Candy Prints\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApproximate Quantity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 pieces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNet Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Assorted Fruit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Multi-Color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals seeking a bold, humorous gag gift for friends or acquaintances with a specific sense of humor. This includes those looking for a lighthearted present for a self-absorbed friend, a coworker who needs a hint, or a partner who has made a significant mistake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat flavors can I expect in the bag?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can expect a variety of assorted fruit flavors in each bag. The exact flavor distribution is not specified, but the intention is to provide a range of palatable tastes to accompany the novelty aspect of the candy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow many candies are actually in a bag?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach bag contains approximately one hundred pieces of candy. This quantity is designed to be substantial for a novelty gift, ensuring there are plenty of pieces to share or for the recipient to enjoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAre these candies suitable for children?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese candies are intended as novelty adult humor gifts and are not recommended for children. The branding and intended use are geared towards adult recipients who appreciate a specific type of joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCandy Prints offers approximately 100 pieces of fruit-flavored, multi-colored candy in a 3 oz bag. This novelty item is uniquely designed as a humorous statement piece for specific social gifting occasions.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Candy Prints","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48942580629656,"sku":"LITCP-989","price":3.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0947\/0104\/files\/LITCP-989.jpg?v=1777550629","url":"https:\/\/www.blissboxtoys.com\/products\/suck-a-bag-of-dicks-candy","provider":"Bliss Box Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}