{"product_id":"naughty-greeting-card-w-vibrator-and-wipes","title":"Dick Don't Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card w\/Rock Candy Vibrator \u0026 Fresh Vibes Towelettes","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Dick Don't Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card by Eldorado Trading Company offers a playful and intimate way to express affection.\u003c\/strong\u003e This unique greeting card, measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\", includes a bullet vibrator and Fresh Vibes Towelettes, making it a complete package for intimate celebrations. It's designed for those seeking a fun, flirtatious gift with an added element of excitement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eElevate your expressions of love and desire with this distinctive greeting card. Unlike standard cards, this one comes with a discreet bullet vibrator and a cleansing towelette, transforming a simple message into an intimate experience. It's the perfect way to add a playful, sensual twist to any special occasion, offering both a heartfelt sentiment and a touch of adult fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayful message and design — \"Dick Don't Kill My Vibe\" is printed on the card for a cheeky sentiment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAttached bullet vibrator — provides immediate, discreet stimulation for personal enjoyment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes Fresh Vibes Towelettes — ensures a clean and refreshing experience after use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard A2 card size — measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" with a matching envelope for easy gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInformational instructions included — guides on how to use the vibrator and towelette are provided.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCard Dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibrator Diameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVibrator Length:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Eldorado Trading Company\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCard Series:\u003c\/strong\u003e Naughty Kards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncluded Accessories:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bullet Vibrator, Fresh Vibes Towelette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed for couples and individuals aged 18-35 looking to add excitement to their intimate relationships or seeking a unique, flirtatious gift. Ideal for partners celebrating anniversaries, birthdays, or simply wanting to spice up a romantic evening. Suitable for those who appreciate novelty adult items and enjoy playful, suggestive humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat are the ingredients in the Fresh Vibes Towelettes?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Fresh Vibes Towelettes contain Water, Butylene Glycol, Glycerin, Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Disodium Lauramphodiaceate, Poloxamer 184, Decyl Glucoside, Charmomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Thymol, Phenoxyethanol, DMDM Hydantoin, and Triethanolamine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow do I use the vibrator that comes with the card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe card includes informational instructions on how to use the attached bullet vibrator. It's designed for discreet personal pleasure and is ready to use upon opening the packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the size of the card and envelope?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe greeting card itself is an A2 size, measuring 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. It comes with a standard envelope to fit its dimensions, making it convenient for mailing or hand-delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dick Don't Kill My Vibe Naughty Greeting Card features a 4.25\" x 5.5\" card with an attached 1.5\" diameter bullet vibrator and a cleansing towelette, offering a complete intimate gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Naughty Kards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48944939139224,"sku":"KK-NV-DICKDONT","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0947\/0104\/files\/KK-NV-DICKDONT.jpg?v=1777539765","url":"https:\/\/www.blissboxtoys.com\/products\/naughty-greeting-card-w-vibrator-and-wipes","provider":"Bliss Box Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}