{"product_id":"halloween-dick-in-ground-card-wsticker","title":"Halloween Dick In Ground Greeting Card w\/Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Halloween Dick In Ground Greeting Card w\/Sticker from Eldorado Trading Company is a novelty paper card featuring a humorous Halloween theme.\u003c\/strong\u003e Measuring 4.675 inches in length, it includes a matching sticker and envelope for sending wickedly fun greetings. This card is ideal for delivering a playful, spooky message to friends and loved ones during the Halloween season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eElevate your Halloween greetings with this uniquely designed card from Eldorado Trading Company. Unlike generic holiday cards, this one offers a distinctive blend of humor and spooky charm, perfect for those who appreciate a playful, slightly edgy approach to seasonal well-wishes. The included matching sticker adds an extra layer of fun, making your message memorable and versatile for any recipient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous Halloween theme — features a playful 'Dick Me Into The Ground' front message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching sticker — perfect for sealing envelopes or personalizing gifts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComplete greeting set — comes with card, sticker, envelope, and protective plastic wrap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact card size — measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" for easy mailing and handling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuality paper construction — ensures a durable and presentable card for any occasion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for personalization — allows you to write your own custom spooky message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Eldorado Trading Company\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Multi-Color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCard Dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Length:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.675 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.066 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals looking for humorous and unique Halloween cards, people who enjoy novelty stationery, and those sending greetings to friends with a shared sense of humor. Perfect for recipients aged 18+ who appreciate playful, adult-oriented humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does the front of the card say?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front of the card features the message 'Dick Me Into The Ground.' The inside of the card is blank, allowing you to write your own personalized Halloween greeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included with this Halloween card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis set includes the greeting card itself, a matching sticker for extra fun, and a standard envelope for mailing. It also comes in protective plastic wrap to keep everything clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this card suitable for children?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDue to the humorous and potentially suggestive nature of the front message, this card is best suited for adult recipients who will appreciate its novelty and playful humor. It is not intended for young children.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Halloween Dick In Ground Greeting Card offers a unique, humorous way to send spooky wishes. Measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\" and made of paper, it includes a matching sticker and envelope for a complete, playful package.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48944766419096,"sku":"KK-SK-GROUND","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0947\/0104\/files\/KK-SK-GROUND.jpg?v=1777554280","url":"https:\/\/www.blissboxtoys.com\/products\/halloween-dick-in-ground-card-wsticker","provider":"Bliss Box Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}