{"product_id":"funny-soy-wax-candle","title":"Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle - Funny Candle 8 oz Soy Wax","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle is a humorous 8 oz soy wax novelty item, hand-poured in Lancaster, PA, offering over 40 hours of burn time.\u003c\/strong\u003e Its unique scent profile blends salty ocean breeze with cardamom, orange, and musk, designed to spark conversation and laughter. This candle serves as a distinctive piece of home decor for those with a bold sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis novelty candle stands out with its bold statement and unique fragrance blend, differentiating it from generic home decor. Unlike mass-produced items, its combination of a provocative message and a complex scent profile of ocean breeze, cardamom, orange, and musk ensures it is both a conversation starter and a lasting aromatic experience. The use of 100% soy wax also provides a cleaner burn and a more environmentally conscious choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProvokes laughter with its humorous statement — \"Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle\" text serves as a bold conversation starter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffers a long-lasting ambiance with over 40 hours of burn time — enjoy the unique scent for extended periods.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProvides a clean, natural burn from 100% soy wax — eco-friendly and better for indoor air quality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted with artisanal quality — hand-poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a unique scent blend of ocean breeze, cardamom, orange, and musk — a fresh, mysterious, and intriguing aroma.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eServes as a distinctive piece of home decor — ideal for adding a touch of humor to any space.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCandle Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sleazy Greetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Soy Wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 40+ hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e Salty ocean breeze, cardamom, orange, musk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.375 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals seeking humorous home decor, gift-givers looking for unique novelty items for friends or family with a bold sense of humor, and consumers who appreciate artisanal, USA-made soy wax candles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow long will this funny candle last?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 8 oz soy wax candle offers a burn time exceeding 40 hours. While the scent may subtly fade if exposed to air for prolonged periods (1-2 years), the candle remains safe and functional for burning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does the candle actually smell like?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe candle features a distinctive aroma described as a salty ocean breeze, enhanced by notes of cardamom, orange, and soft musk, aiming for a fresh, mineral-rich, and mysterious scent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I use this candle for anything besides decoration?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, this candle is strictly intended for decorative or novelty purposes. It is not designed or suitable for internal or external bodily use, nor is it intended for massage or as a drip candle due to wax temperature and consistency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \"Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle\" provides over 40 hours of burn time with its unique ocean breeze and cardamom scent. Hand-poured from 100% soy wax, this humorous decor piece is a memorable gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48944821305496,"sku":"GEGCAN-33","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0947\/0104\/files\/GEGCAN-33.jpg?v=1777917478","url":"https:\/\/www.blissboxtoys.com\/products\/funny-soy-wax-candle","provider":"Bliss Box Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}