{"product_id":"fucks-i-have-to-give-tart-candies","title":"Fucks I Have To Give Tart Candies - 100 pc Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEldorado Trading Company's Fucks I Have To Give Tart Candies offer a humorous and flavorful way to express indifference.\u003c\/strong\u003e These multi-color, fruit-flavored dextrose candies come in a 100-piece bag, perfect for sharing or personal indulgence. They provide a sweet, tart experience designed to lighten the mood and spark conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhen words fail, let these tart candies speak for you. Each piece delivers a burst of fruit flavor with a satisfying tang, offering a playful way to communicate your current level of concern. They're more than just sweets; they're a statement piece for your candy dish or a memorable gag gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayful expression of indifference — fruit-flavored dextrose candies deliver a tart taste sensation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerous 100-piece bag — ample supply for sharing or personal enjoyment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant multi-color assortment — visually appealing and fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConversation-starting novelty — perfect for gag gifts or personal amusement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDextrose base for quick energy — a sweet treat with a playful message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCandy Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Eldorado Trading Company\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 pieces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor Profile:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fruit, Tart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Multi-Color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrimary Ingredient:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dextrose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.5\" L x 5.5\" W\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals seeking humorous novelty items, pranksters looking for gag gifts, and anyone who appreciates a touch of sass with their sweets. Perfect for office parties, white elephant exchanges, or simply as a personal treat for those who enjoy a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat flavors are these candies?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese Fucks I Have To Give candies feature a variety of fruit flavors, offering a tart and sweet taste experience in each piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow many candies are in a bag?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach bag contains approximately 100 pieces of these humorous tart candies, making them ideal for sharing or stocking up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAre these candies suitable for kids?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile the candy itself is a dextrose-based confection, the messaging and theme are intended for adult humor and may not be appropriate for children.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEldorado Trading Company's Fucks I Have To Give Tart Candies offer a unique blend of fruit flavor and playful humor. With 100 multi-color pieces per bag, they're the perfect sweet statement for any occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Candy Prints","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48945039999128,"sku":"LITCP-1214","price":3.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0947\/0104\/files\/LITCP-1214.jpg?v=1777493238","url":"https:\/\/www.blissboxtoys.com\/products\/fucks-i-have-to-give-tart-candies","provider":"Bliss Box Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}