{"product_id":"blow-me-birthday-naughty-card","title":"Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card from Eldorado Trading Company is a humorous and suggestive way to celebrate a birthday.\u003c\/strong\u003e This A2-sized card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" and comes with a matching envelope. It's designed for those who prefer direct, playful messages over traditional birthday wishes, encouraging a personalized touch inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eElevate your birthday greetings with a card that speaks volumes. Unlike conventional birthday cards that rely on generic sentiments, the Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card offers a bold, playful alternative. Its compact A2 size makes it easy to mail or hand-deliver, ensuring your cheeky message arrives exactly when intended, sparking laughter and memorable moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirectly suggestive message — bypasses traditional birthday wishes for a humorous, intimate approach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact A2 size — measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" for convenient mailing and gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching envelope — ready for immediate use with your personalized inscription.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable cardstock construction — ensures the card maintains its integrity during transit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlastic packaging — protects the card and envelope from moisture and damage before use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Eldorado Trading Company\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/strong\u003e Card and Envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plastic Sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals looking for a humorous and risqué birthday card, couples seeking a playful way to express desire, and anyone who appreciates bold, direct communication over traditional sentiments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat are the exact dimensions of this birthday card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis A2-sized card measures precisely 4.25 inches in width and 5.5 inches in height, making it a standard and easily mailable format.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes the card come with an envelope?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, the Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card includes a matching envelope, so it's ready to be addressed and sent out for the special occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I write a personal message inside this card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. The card is designed with ample blank space inside, encouraging you to continue the playful theme or add your own unique, personal birthday wishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Blow Me Birthday Naughty Greeting Card from Eldorado Trading Company offers a 4.25\" x 5.5\" A2 size with a playful, suggestive message for a memorable birthday greeting.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48944851222680,"sku":"KK-NK-BLOWME","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0947\/0104\/files\/KK-NK-BLOWME.jpg?v=1777530452","url":"https:\/\/www.blissboxtoys.com\/products\/blow-me-birthday-naughty-card","provider":"Bliss Box Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}