{"product_id":"biggest-boner-greeting-card","title":"Biggest Boner Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Biggest Boner Greeting Card from Kush Kards is a humorous anniversary card designed for couples who enjoy playful and flirty communication.\u003c\/strong\u003e This card features bold text that reads \"You Still give me the biggest boner,\" making it ideal for expressing desire with a cheeky sense of humor. It includes a matching envelope for easy gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is designed for couples who appreciate a bold and humorous approach to intimacy. Unlike generic anniversary cards, the Biggest Boner Greeting Card offers a specific, playful message that directly conveys desire and admiration. Its straightforward, cheeky tone is perfect for partners who share a similar sense of humor and enjoy keeping the romance alive with a touch of naughtiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirectly expresses desire — bold text reads \"You Still give me the biggest boner.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for anniversaries — perfect for couples with a playful and flirty dynamic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality paper construction — ensures a durable and premium feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching envelope — ready for gifting right out of the package.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for laughs and intimacy — adds a fun, flirty element to celebrations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kush Kards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Multi-Color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Built for couples celebrating anniversaries or special occasions, individuals looking for humorous and intimate greeting cards, and partners who enjoy playful banter and flirty communication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does the card say?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front of the card features the bold message: \"You Still give me the biggest boner.\" The inside of the card is blank, allowing you to add your personal message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included with the card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card comes with a matching envelope, making it easy to send or hand-deliver. It is also protected by plastic wrap to keep it in pristine condition until you're ready to use it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size is this greeting card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Biggest Boner Greeting Card measures 4.25 inches wide by 5.5 inches tall. This standard greeting card size fits comfortably within the included envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Biggest Boner Greeting Card from Kush Kards offers a humorous and direct way to express desire on anniversaries. Measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\", this paper card includes an envelope for a complete, playful gifting solution.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48944765042840,"sku":"KK-NK-BONER","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0947\/0104\/files\/KK-NK-BONER.jpg?v=1777554277","url":"https:\/\/www.blissboxtoys.com\/products\/biggest-boner-greeting-card","provider":"Bliss Box Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}