{"product_id":"best-titties-alive-card","title":"For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card from Kush Kards is a unique A2-sized card measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\".\u003c\/strong\u003e This card is designed for humorous and celebratory occasions, featuring a bold statement. It comes complete with an envelope and is protected by plastic packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis greeting card from Kush Kards offers a playful and memorable way to celebrate someone special. Unlike generic cards, the 'Best Titties Alive' message delivers a direct, cheeky compliment that's sure to get a laugh. It's perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because, providing a unique touch that stands out from traditional sentiments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold, humorous message — 'Best Titties Alive' for a memorable compliment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard A2 card size — 4.25\" x 5.5\" for easy mailing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching envelope — ready for gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtective plastic packaging — ensures card arrives in pristine condition.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnique statement piece — stands out from conventional greeting cards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kush Kards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCard Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.25\" W x 5.5\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/strong\u003e Card, Envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals looking for humorous and unconventional greeting cards for friends or partners, ages 21+, who appreciate bold, direct humor and unique celebratory messages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat size is this greeting card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an A2 size card, which measures 4.25 inches wide by 5.5 inches tall. It's a standard size that fits easily into most mailboxes and is suitable for standard postage rates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat comes with the card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou'll receive the 'For The Record Best Titties Alive' greeting card along with a matching envelope. The card is also protected in clear plastic packaging to keep it clean until you're ready to use it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this card suitable for formal occasions?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is designed for informal, humorous, and celebratory occasions where a bold and playful message is appropriate. It's best suited for close friends or partners who share a similar sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe For The Record Best Titties Alive Greeting Card from Kush Kards offers a unique, humorous way to celebrate. Measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\", this A2 card includes an envelope and delivers a bold, unforgettable message.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48944850632856,"sku":"KK-NK-RECORD","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0947\/0104\/files\/KK-NK-RECORD.jpg?v=1777930616","url":"https:\/\/www.blissboxtoys.com\/products\/best-titties-alive-card","provider":"Bliss Box Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}