{"product_id":"basic-bitch-gift-bag","title":"A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag - Pack of 3","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag from Wood Rocket is a Kraft paper gift bag designed for humorous, sarcastic gift-giving.\u003c\/strong\u003e Measuring 11\" H x 8\" L x 4\" W, it features a brown ribbon handle and a bold, witty message. This bag is ideal for white elephant exchanges or gag gifts where a touch of playful insult is desired.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis snarky gift bag from Wood Rocket offers a unique way to present your presents, especially for those gag gift occasions. Unlike standard gift wrap, its direct and humorous message adds an extra layer of amusement before the gift is even opened. The sturdy Kraft paper construction ensures your items are contained, while the brown ribbon handle provides a comfortable grip for transport.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold, sarcastic message — perfect for white elephant gifts and gag presents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable Kraft paper construction — ensures your gift stays secure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable brown ribbon handle — makes carrying easy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerous size — measures 11\" H x 8\" L x 4\" W to fit various items.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnique alternative to traditional wrapping paper — adds humor to any occasion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eGift Bag Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brown ribbon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11\" H x 8\" L x 4\" W\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals looking for humorous gag gifts, participants in white elephant gift exchanges, and anyone who appreciates witty, passive-aggressive humor. Perfect for friends who enjoy a good laugh and don't take themselves too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat are the exact dimensions of this gift bag?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag measures 11 inches in height, 8 inches in length, and 4 inches in width, providing ample space for most gag gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this bag suitable for heavy items?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile made from durable Kraft paper with a ribbon handle, this bag is best suited for lighter gag gifts or novelty items, rather than heavy objects. It's designed more for the humor than for heavy-duty carrying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I get this gift bag in other colors or sizes?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurrently, this snarky gift bag is available in one size and features the specific 'A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch' design on Kraft paper. It's intentionally designed to make a singular, bold statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag by Wood Rocket offers a humorous, 11\" H x 8\" L x 4\" W Kraft paper solution for gag gifts. Its witty message and ribbon handle elevate passive-aggressive gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48944791191704,"sku":"WR-BAG-007","price":9.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/0947\/0104\/files\/WR-BAG-007.jpg?v=1777544493","url":"https:\/\/www.blissboxtoys.com\/products\/basic-bitch-gift-bag","provider":"Bliss Box Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}